One ticket for Oppenheimer, one ticket for Barbie, please.
Cartoon characters as real people.
"This is an X-parrot." pic.twitter.com/JgpXgp41Gi
— christhebarker (@christhebarker) July 23, 2023
Really *enjoying* the narrative that top football players are moving to Saudi because the 'life-changing' amounts of money involved give them a chance of a better life. They're already ludicrously well-paid. How much money does anyone really need?
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) July 24, 2023
This is wild.
The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX pic.twitter.com/qXKNYLTqLe
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) July 24, 2023
Mark Zuckerberg has the opportunity to do the funniest thing#TwitterX pic.twitter.com/7hpea7cDdP
— Stefanie (@fastpitstop) July 24, 2023
Armadillos collect leaf litter which they use to build nests inside their burrows
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) July 24, 2023
Their unique structure makes carrying things a challenge, which they overcome by positioning leaves against their abdomen and hopping backward towards their nests. https://t.co/k8PlDfAZby
Siri, show me a metaphor https://t.co/OEZYymE0un
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 24, 2023
It's a miracle that the workplace murder rate is so low pic.twitter.com/ZE3VzEWHoG
— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) July 24, 2023
Stop making long films.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 25, 2023
me watching Titanic: what are those musicians DOING
— Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) July 24, 2023
me on Twitter still: oh I get it
In Finland, the "Hobbyhorsing" championship was held – riding an imaginary horse🐴🏇 pic.twitter.com/2YosO0KgF5
— Tansu Yegen (@TansuYegen) July 17, 2023
2003: Will there ever be a sillier abbreviation than “www”? (Three times as many syllables as “world wide web.”)
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) July 26, 2023
2023: A hundred percent. (Five times as many syllables as “Yes.”)
This has ended me pic.twitter.com/V7AJt05x2s
— Shirley Carter’s Pussy (@shirlpuzz) July 25, 2023
I know twitter can be a nightmare but I’ve had immense fun here over the years and met some truly lovely people, made some lifelong friends. So, yeah, I’m sticking around till the bitter end. I’m hoping one day we’ll look back on this disastrous period as a blip 🤞
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 23, 2023
Returning to Barbieland to find the Dreamhouse has become the Mojo Dojo Casa House. https://t.co/O0RL0qUcQm
— Lillian Crawford (@lillcrawf) July 23, 2023
We've had an emergency rebrand pic.twitter.com/uSq1KQW6W2
— ITVX (@ITVX) July 24, 2023
I personally believe all weather forecasts should be presented with puppies pic.twitter.com/Y7ZNsf2P4y
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 26, 2023
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) July 28, 2023
esteban and pierre by the end of the season when all of the pit crew have left too pic.twitter.com/rkSdgCwLkR
— Maude (@schumihoney) July 28, 2023
ineke.co.uk 
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